Funny Poems For Wedding Cards

Weddings are joyous occasions time to have some fun.

Funny poems for wedding cards. But it s also a great opportunity to taunt and tease the new bride and groom. I wish your love would be just as endless as the rings you exchange and wear. Here are 36 quotes messages wishes greetings and poems that might fit nicely in a wedding card.

Divorce is a hundred grand unknown. Bless the bride and groom this day from now until you re old and grey. 11 quotes about marriage to write in a wedding card.

Funny wedding greetings can brighten up the newlyweds day and let them know in a humorous way that you re happy for them. If a funny inappropriate song for a wedding is what you need take a minute to listen to the dixie chicks song white trash wedding the lyrics are a riot and their talent is fierce. After 7 years of marriage i am sure of two things.

Funny wedding cards can be a joy to read and a fun quote or two can turn a boring ceremony into a fun wedding. The poems all vary in length with some ideal for stand alone readings and some short enough to slot into your winning wedding speech. It helps if you like your boss.

A wedding marriage congratulations card featuring a bad poem and illustration for the couple who mean business. Bad poetry cards artist notes. Don t worry what the future brings be sure it s full of happy things.

Being married is like any other job. He is wearing a top hat and she is wearing a beautiful veil. So consider writing a funny phrase on your wedding day card to the benefit of the couple.